tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4474610692270350781.post3772734032094196190..comments2022-04-06T22:14:14.891-07:00Comments on Operation Replay: Twilight Princess Chapter 23: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!fabalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18385092631953170936noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4474610692270350781.post-1447481043219630822011-10-20T19:47:44.727-07:002011-10-20T19:47:44.727-07:00Ha, I forgot all about Rusl's late homecoming....Ha, I forgot all about Rusl's late homecoming. Well, I thought the whole situation was kind of helped by the fact that he was the one that escorted his son and all the other kids back home. But yeah, knowing his wife had to have their kid by herself just makes him look like a negligent jerk.fabalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18385092631953170936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4474610692270350781.post-82316921485693980982011-10-20T19:29:46.738-07:002011-10-20T19:29:46.738-07:00I think there are only three to five horses in all...I think there are only three to five horses in all of Hyrule. You'd think they would be more valued and would be bred to NOT have the "has red eyes, must be evil" trait. See, liberals!! Genetics and science is evil!! My horse fight with Ganny took far longer than it should have. I finally figured out that after getting knocked off Epona, I had to get out of the way immediately after getting back on. Otherwise Ganondorf takes a cheap shot and presumably laughs his evil laugh. Jerk.<br /><br />Really? I worked to return light to all the regions of Hyrule and all the goddesses can give us is arrows?? I HAVE ARROWS! Where is the smiting! And then you give them to HER? I don't recall taking out an entire hidden village with my expert sniping just so Zelda could have her day in the sun. Unfortunately, Link will never be assertive enough to express such thoughts, and so he once again hands over his bow. Why do the women in his life just take, take, take?<br /><br />The duel with Ganny was the most satisfying. I appreciated the simplicity of a one-on-one fight to the death. Then I got dizzy from rolling behind him, trying to get in a hit. I didn't get to use the "draw" technique, either. As soon as I put away my sword and he got close enough to attack, he attacked me! I'm not sure the "draw" even showed up on my button! As for the final blow, didn't we stab him in the gut a bunch of times as Beast Ganny?? Bowels of steel, I guess.<br /><br />Yay the game is done! Time for beautiful viewscapes and cheese reunion scenes! Which reminds me... Um, how did you not notice and/or comment on the fact that Rusl's baby had clearly been born a while ago by the time he got back?? And his other kid was still with that creepy guy in Karkariko. Where is the social commentary on deadbeat dads, Nintendo?<br /><br />Real Midna is pretty stunning. Too bad she's a user. Link go here. Link find this. Link kill that. Link, where is my fused shadow?? I'm glad she smashed the mirror. He doesn't need that kind of emotional confusion, especially since his only employment post-saving-Hyrule is goatherding and that only leaves Ilia... Though maybe Telma needs cooks at her bar? Yeah, that could work. Forget Skyward Sword. Try "Zelda: Cougar Barkeep"!!<br /><br />Until next time, hero. May the triforce be with you.Styvenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4474610692270350781.post-42039107481931729272011-10-20T19:28:45.312-07:002011-10-20T19:28:45.312-07:00The anticipation and tension of entering the final...The anticipation and tension of entering the final battle is a little interrupted by the 2 second walk up the stairs to the throne room. Maybe it's because Link has to "choose" to face Ganondorf now that he's seen the ominous tower. <br /><br />Ganondorf must have the weirdest sense of humor... always laughing. I think he practices his laugh when he's all alone. He was probably doing it while he waited for Link and Midna to show up!<br /><br />Can you kill the mailman????<br /><br />Whenever Ganny flashes his triforce of power, I feel like he's flipping me off. Pretty sure that's why he gets the triangle at the top of the triforce; its more risqué. By the by... where does his triforce of power go?? They really need to keep better track of those. They have a tendency of falling into the wrong *cough*Ganondorf's*cough* hands.<br /><br />Midna doesn't seem to learn that the "throw myself in front of the powerful wave of evil magic" never works. NEVER. It seems noble, but it's stupid noble. Like jumping into a volcano to save someone. Not gonna happen.<br /><br />You know, I looked up Zelda's skirt and all I saw was darkness. Is that supposed to symbolize something??<br /><br />I always looked forward to wiping the court with Ganny's ass whenever we play our glow-ball tennis. Ah! AH! ah! AH! Back and forth x5. And.... Eat energy ball, asshat!! He never learns. Terrible technique, too.<br /><br />Pretty sure I would've died trying to beat Beast Ganny if I hadn't checked my guide. Though I should have been able to figure the "guess which portal" move. Nice they actually integrated the wrangle-and-toss move throughout the game. Works on Goats, Gorons, and Ganny.<br /><br />Oh! Did Midna's big plans fall through AGAIN?? How in the...? <br /><br />(Pause here so I can post part two of this apparently giant comment...)Styvenoreply@blogger.com