THE BEST ANTI-TWILIGHT VIDEO EVER (STARRING ME)

I had a lot of fun making this video, especially with the in-video text. I wish I'd had more time to work on it, but I think it turned out pretty well. I think the video illustrates my hatred of Twilight well. I would have talked about more ridiculous things from the books, but time was limited. Let's just say the half-vampire baby she gives birth to in the fourth book, like, kills her as it's born, by BREAKING HER BACK. Holy crap. Who gave Stephenie Meyer her book deal again? I would like to personally go slap that person, hard.

7/22/11 - I would like to amend this post by saying that I have now read all of the Twilight books. My opinions regarding them remain the same. FAIL.