Long story short, after Idiot Twihard Mom realized how many bills she was going to have to pay, she relented and let the adoptive parents have the kid. They promptly renamed her Lily Anne. I am incredibly relieved.
Also, the new Twilight trailer came out today. I'm not going to bother to link to it, but I did watch it for the lulz. I wasn't disappointed - as soon as I saw the van I screamed out 'DEATH VAN!'. For those of you who think I might be convinced to see this movie, even for the lulz, I won't go. So don't even try.
The Trakehner Family
23 hours ago